>>>*EB just bought GM from Barack Obama. They became friends after he explained to the President what was wrong with his bowling game, something about aiming for the middle.
One thing led to another, and the deal was cut! Taxpayers pick up all the debt, (of course) *EB takes over for the sum of $24.76, which demonstrates his current confidence since it is the entire remains of his life savings.
New models in the works are the 22RE powered Corvetayota for the old fa*t market, it has a built in tape recording of a V-8 engine and both of them built for the 2010 year market will be torch Red.
The remade Impalayota will feature a one cylinder pellet stove engine, using the modern technology of heating H20 to temperature, which releases the energy contained and is a suspected renewable energy source. Black of course and looks like a cop car, EVERYBODY will want one of those!
The Trollayota model is amphibious, and doubles as a fishing boat for weekend use. It even has an umbrella and a mattress in it and can double as living quarters, much in demand currently.
For the economy market, the new Yugoyota has no engine at all, a proven fuel efficient method of construction. Those will be all green to comply with federal law.
Stock values DOUBLED today as the news was released, and is now at $0.002 per share.
Le', the new board of director, announced that hiring had resumed, Jose' is back on staff and working on the dust problem in the warehouse.
Management did apologize for submitting this in handwritten form, but none of the computers will work because of the conficter virus.
Dateline 2009.
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