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how to build your mitsubishi
#995927
05/05/10 07:47 AM
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Joined: Apr 2006
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Body Damage is Cool
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Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. > > > Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder. > > > One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder. > > > All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why. > > However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder. > > > A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him. > > This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey. > > > One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why. > > > And that is how most mitsubishi's are built <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />
it dosent have to be surrounded by water to be an island
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Re: how to build your mitsubishi
[Re: mxmikie]
#995928
05/05/10 03:37 PM
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 2,649
Roll Me Over
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> And that is how most mitsubishi's are built <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> Really, let's see if this approach works. Hey dumb <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/butwiggle.gif" alt="" /> this is the Mitsubishi forum.
Michael j
TreadLightly! Trainer
Grasscat III, 1994 Gen 2 Five speed, Stock ( for a little while )
GrassCat II, 1998 Gen 2.5 Locked and loaded. Ran off with Hector.
GrassCat I, 1991 Gen 1 Ran off with Justice.
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Re: how to build your mitsubishi
[Re: Grasscat]
#995929
05/05/10 04:34 PM
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Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 659
Rock Warrior
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In general, I think people have good intensions and this joke is intended to praise the people here who build up their Mitsu's, but I'm struggling to see what that is in this case. Perhaps an explanation of this analogy is in order?
'88 Raider. 2.6L dead...2.4L swap in progress, AT, 33's, 2 bouncy seat,AC, CC, 2.25 exh, 2" Tbar, 2" BL, rear DB, rear LSD,4.90's, SW hubs,gen2 uca's, KYB shocks, snorkel, elec fan, MSD.
'99 chev k3500 crewcab '15 Subaru XV '03 BMW i325
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Re: how to build your mitsubishi
[Re: zarktheshark]
#995930
05/05/10 04:59 PM
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Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 3,269
Roll Me Over
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I think I see what he's getting at...sort of. Dont agree 100% but do to a certain extent.
I think he's saying a lot of people follow what the last guy did blindly just because the last guy did it. People might be getting beat down for trying something new...But that's usually becuse its been tried by someone else and it failed.
I really dont agree, I've seen tons of innovation here over the years. Heck we got a guy swapping in a 3.5 DOHC into a gen 1 SWB right now and several dudes who did 4.3 swaps and turbo swaps.....guys making custom bumpers etc...yea we have a lot of the same mods among us, but that's what we have available.
As I {and others) get better at fabricating stuff, I'm sre we'll see some more cool and new stuff.
Last edited by justice; 05/05/10 05:08 PM.
99 Gen 2.5, fixing blown head gasket 89 SWB- 33's, ARB Front locker, SR rear locker/axle, SR F brakes, winch, WST Offroad Armor all Around, 2.85 Aussie T-case Gears (SOLD) Sold: (2) 95 SR's, 86 SWB, 90LWB, 91 LWB -Can Change a timing belt in my sleep..
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Re: how to build your mitsubishi
[Re: justice]
#995931
05/05/10 07:34 PM
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Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 8,557
Forum Moderator
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I think I see what he's getting at...sort of. Dont agree 100% but do to a certain extent.
I think he's saying a lot of people follow what the last guy did blindly just because the last guy did it. People might be getting beat down for trying something new...But that's usually becuse its been tried by someone else and it failed.
I really dont agree, I've seen tons of innovation here over the years. Heck we got a guy swapping in a 3.5 DOHC into a gen 1 SWB right now and several dudes who did 4.3 swaps and turbo swaps.....guys making custom bumpers etc...yea we have a lot of the same mods among us, but that's what we have available.
As I {and others) get better at fabricating stuff, I'm sre we'll see some more cool and new stuff. I agree with you Justice. Few Monkeys here.
87 Raider 4D56td v5MT1 31's..Basically Stock
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Re: how to build your mitsubishi
[Re: mxmikie]
#995932
05/05/10 07:58 PM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 850
Rock Warrior
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Wow! We are WAY too serious on here today! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> That is absolutely hilarious!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> mxmikie, that made my day! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cheers.gif" alt="" />
Come on, guys, you can't POSSIBLY believe that doesn't happen on here occasionally. I see it at the shops all the time even with experienced fabricators. Dang, that describes the entire IT industry!
Besides, you know what they say. If you can't laugh at yourself, you probably drive a Land Rover. Oh, wait! Did I say that out loud??? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif" alt="" /> You know, some words are inside words and some are outside words.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Edward
'97 Montero Sport LS 5-Speed 3.5L conversion SAS Dana 44s & ARBs, 35" Yoko Geolandar M/Ts NP231 B4R doubler/Terra Low231/RP 5.38 229:1 '99 Montero Sport Limited 4WD SAS 3-link project '03 Montero Sport Limited AWD '97 Montero Sport LS 5-Speed 4WD
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Re: how to build your mitsubishi
[Re: ES_97Sport]
#995933
05/05/10 08:35 PM
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Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 1,193
OP
Body Damage is Cool
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you got to wait for the first 8 monkeys to speak there minds before the idea guys speak up ........ <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
it dosent have to be surrounded by water to be an island
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Re: how to build your mitsubishi
[Re: mxmikie]
#995934
05/05/10 08:52 PM
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Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 13,649
Web Wheeler
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And, wanting to understand monkeys, the scientists put one in a room with a bunch of bananas hanging out of reach, a couple of boxes, and a stick, and then went to the keyhole to see what the monkey was doing, but the only thing they saw was a monkey eyeball looking out the keyhole...
And if you want to get rich, look up something useful that everybody says can't be done, and then go do it.
Not responsible for advice not taken...
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Stick your monkey up yur whut.
[Re: fasteddy]
#995935
05/05/10 09:25 PM
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Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 111
Wheeler
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Hey, Mitsubishi owners, merely by virtue of the fact that they OWN Mitsubishis in the first place are automaticaly exempt from any sort of critisism of the type alluded to by the monkey tale teller. We are the automotive equivilent of the segment of the population what uses unix instead of windows, so you can give my <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/butwiggle.gif" alt="" /> a big fat KISS (right there buddy) !!!
<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />
"We don?t need more health insurance, we need health ASSURANCE" Dr. Douglas Graham. http://curezone.com/90 Montero LWB 4D56 2.5 TDI, AT with OD, dual bouncy seats, H4 headlights, hellas, bull bar, 32" Wranglers and about to get some LEGS! 2001 Yamaha WR-426
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Re: Stick your monkey up yur whut.
[Re: radish150]
#995936
05/05/10 09:59 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 227
Wheeler
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Well I thought it was hilarious too and you can call me a follower I don't care. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />
You can call me Fez '95 SR 15x8 steel rims w/ 33x12.5 Duratracs, cranked torsion bars, "Baja" lights '09 Nissan Sentra SR
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