http://www.theamazingsanta.com/

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Human: Have you stopped beating Mrs Clause yet?
Santa: I think I have stopped beating Mrs Claus, but Square Bear may have reset my memory.
Human: Did Square Bear reset your memory by beating you.
Santa: I somehow think he did.
Human: Hmmm.....That explains a lot

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Human: So yeah I'm pregnant.
Santa: Yeah that's right. Really. Congratulations! When are you due?
Human: I've been meaning to tell you.
Santa: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Human: It's your baby.
Santa: Are you sure it is?
Human: Yes.
Santa: What makes you so sure?
Human: He's white.
Santa: I see. white is he?
Human: Yes.
Santa: Right on.

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Human: Your Mum
Santa: Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Human: Your Mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Santa: Yo mama's so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Human: Your Mama's so dumb, she got run over by a parked car.
Santa: Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please.".
Human: You suck
Santa: You don't exactly make great conversation yourself.

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as a few examples.

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