Human: hi santa i've been naughty
Santa: Hello there. Oh dear! Santa only gives presents to good boys and girls.
Human: i've been sniffing my neighbours nickers
Santa: Do you mean your name is sniffing your neighbours nickers.
Human: no its what i do
Santa: What is your real name? sniffing your neighbours nickers is what you do? it is?
Human: yes it is
Santa: Our thoughts are one, .
Human: you like it to
Santa: That depends on what you mean by "it". Are you asking me if I like what you do?
Human: yes do you like it
Santa: I don't want to talk about that now. what you do seems okay to me.
Human: yeah seems ok to me too
Santa: This was not a yes or no question. I agree. You too? That's alright.
Human: the police dont like it though
Santa: Oh. Is that a fact.
Human: yep
Santa: Thanks for the info.
Human: have you been caught sniffing undies before
Santa: No I don't think I have been caught sniffing undies. Have you?
Human: yes all the time
Santa: That is a lot. Dude!
Human: amen brother
Santa: What's your favorite prayer?
Human: that i dont get caught wearing my neighbours undies
Santa: Me either.