Hope this is not too risque for the Board:

A little guy is on an elevator. A HUGE guy gets on at the next floor and stands next to the little guy. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him. When the little guy finally comes around, the big guy asks him, "What's wrong with you?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY
did you say to me?"

The big dude said, "I saw a curious look on your face and figured I'd
just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God!! I thought you said, "Turn around".