One time, I poured 5 quarts of oil on the ground, too.

Another time, I used the engine oil pump to do it (forgot to install the oil filter).

Once, I couldn't get a car to go into gear after a transmission service. It was my car, and I freaked. Then I found the new filter still laying on the bench... DOH!

I did the same thing again, but remembered before the car came down off the lift, so that one almost doesn't count.

Then there were the fires...

1990 Montero RS (In pieces... for now)

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