Here's my "You won't believe this" moment. Was wheeling in the boggy river bottoms on 7 Mile Island in the TN river several years ago, and a buddy hit a stump in a bog hole and bent and cracked his center link in the steering. We pulled it off, pounded it as straight as possible, and used a piece of angle iron as a brace, welding it in place with a coat hanger and two batteries hooked in series, using two sets of booster cables as welding cables. The DA drove it that way for almost a month before he finally fixed it. The alignment really sucked though, as we aligned it with a folding ruler...