You know the honeymoon is over, when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would beáappropriate.á
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like NancyáPelosi needs a Halloween mask.á
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'ánew Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind youáhas to pay for it.á
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama callálunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.á
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference betweenáObama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,áand threats to society. The other is for housingáprisoners.á
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama wereáon a boat in the middle of the ocean and itástarted to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !á
-- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference betweenáObama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.á
-- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive resultáof the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumperástickers off the road.á
--David Letterman

Solution to the problem in Egypt :
They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.