Farmer #1 is plowing a field when his mule dies suddenly. He gives his son some money to purchase another mule from the neighboring farm. Son goes to visit Farmer #2 immediately.

Farmer #2 says, yeah...have a mule for sale, plows straight lines and works as hard as the day is long. Son asks to see the mule and says...whew, so ugly! Farmer #2 says...yeah, mule don't look so good.

Son returns home with the new, ugly mule.

Farmer #1 hitches up the new mule and completes the line he was plowing. The mule plows right into the fence!

Farmer #1 complains to Son...take this defective mule back, right now!

Son returns with mule to Farmer #2, relays the story.

Farmer #2 says...told ya' it doesn't look so good.

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