A man of the cloth gets tempted by the ole' debbil, and calls in sick Sunday morning, and sneaks out to the golf course.

God and a rookie angel are watching him on the omnisiscope.

On the first hole, the preacher hits a 3 wood scend shot into the hole for an eagle 2.

On the second hole, a par 3, he gets a hole in one.

On the third hole, a par 5, he hits his drive into the center of the green, 425yds out.

The rookie angel says, "God, why are you rewarding him for his sin of lying?"

God looks at he rookie and says "You underestimate me. Who can he ever tell about it?"