Did I mention I have no-name all season tires on steel rims? That's one hundred and ninety five millimeters of lateral traction, held in tension by thirty pounds per square inch of BARBARIC AIR. You turn the perforated leather wrapped steering wheel and within mere seconds you begin to feel the tidal flow of steering action as the SUPERSATURN SUPREME SQUARED yaws right, left, or whatever other direction you manage to convince yourself you wanted to go!

What's more, when you need additional road-holding downforce you can operate the driver-accessible Deck Inclination Control Key (D.I.C.K.) which instantaneously raises the trunk lid 1" for reduced drag and MASSIVE traction improvements! Retracting the deck is as easy as driving over a speed bump a couple times.

Are you a drifter? DO YOU DRIFT? IS THIS TOKYO-Z-CIRCUIT? DO YOU HAVE VENDING MACHINES EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING AND GAME SHOWS ABOUT PEOPLE HOLDING IN THEIR PEE WHILE GETTING THEIR LEGS BROKEN?!? We got you covered. That's right, your dreams are coming true right now, THE FUEL FILLER DOOR IS REMOTELY OPERATED. You can open that flap to CONTROL YOUR DRIFT, right from the driver's seat. Is that off the chain or what? ARE YOU EXCITED YET?!

Aw man. My GVR4 hasn't moved under its own power since 2008. And it's technically sold. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Maybe I could bring the wife's Juke?