MEN! WOMEN! DUDES!

March 20-22 CAMP ACTION TIME ADVENTURE X-TREME SAUCE PANS. PREPARE YOUR BRITCHES FOR BREECHES. PREPARE YOUR SKIDPLATES FOR SKIDMARKS. PREPARE YOUR WAFFLE IRONS FOR A WEEKEND OF NEGLECT BECAUSE THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY IN THE SUPERSTITIONS AND BESIDES WHO WANTS WAFFLES WHILE CAMPING HONESTLY.

GREASE THEM GEARBOXES BOYS 'CAUSE THIS IS THE KIND OF ROAD YOUR GNARLY TIRES WILL NEED TO BE READY FOR:





BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES MATEYS BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO SET SAIL FOR SOME INTENSE 4X4 ACTION TIME. YOU MIGHT ENCOUNTER A SHARP ROCK OR SOMETHING! OR MAYBE A BEE THAT GETS IN YOUR TENT! HOOZAH!

THERE IS NOWHERE TO POOP! THERE'S NO WATER! IT'S UNLIKELY THAT YOU'LL SEE A 'SQUATCH! BUT YOU NEVER KNOW MAYBE ALL YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE!!

YEAH! POST UP IF YOU WANT IN ON THIS MADNESS!

I'll bring my griddle and fiddle...

I might be in for this jaunt

This is the kind of challenge I've been waiting for. I'm a-going to try to make this!

John B.

THIS SHOULD BE A BIG THROBBING BAG OF FUN! HERE ARE MORE DETAILS TO SATISFY EVEN THE MOST WEBBY OF WEB-WHEELIN', WINTER WEATHER WATCHIN' WHEELER OF WASHBOARDS!

TO GET INTO BEAST MODE, FIRST WE DRIVE DOWN THIS ROAD RIGHT HERE!



AND WE TAKE THIS TURN!



BUT INSTEAD OF ARRIVING IN THE QUAINT LITTLE TOWN OF JLOSBUTT, WE WILL DRIVE UP THE BLAZING HEWITT CANYON ROAD, PAST THE MYSTERIOUS NAME-CHANGES-WHEN-YOU-ZOOM-IN SPRINGS

BEHOLD THE CHANGING NAME!

UP AND UP AND UP YOU'LL CLIMB! IT WILL SEEM LIKE MERE MOMENTS BECAUSE IT'S NOT REALLY THAT FAR! THIS IS LIKE 60 MILES FROM DOWNTOWN PHOENIX!

AT LAST WE'LL MAKE OUR ARRIVAL AT ABOUT 33.4155315,-111.1679365 WHERE MAYBE WE'LL HAVE THE PLACE TO OURSELVES! AND IF SOMEONE BEAT US TO IT? WELL I DON'T REALLY WANT TO SPEND ALL DAY LOOKING FOR NEW DIGS SO THERE'S A PLACE A FEW HUNDRED FEET BACK FROM THERE, AND THERE ARE A FEW SPOTS LESS THAN A MILE UP THE ROAD SO JUST LOOK FOR THIS DISAPPOINTED JEEP ON 2" TIRES

THE MOST DISAPPOINTED OF JEEPS

OR MAYBE A MONTERO OR SOMETHING. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cheers.gif" alt="" />

Perfect shake down trip for my new Starwagon <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/kewl.gif" alt="" />

This sounds like a lot of fun, girlfriend and are making sure we can go then i'll commit. Might get my uncle to come too.

I'm taking the fam camping for the first time March 9. If that goes well, we'll join this run too.

The Monty might not be up for it, but I have alternate transpo.

SCALLYWAGS AND LANDLUBBERS! DROP YOUR POOP DECKS AND MAKE READY THE YARD ARMS OR WHATEVER! TIGHTEN YOUR CORSETS AND PREPARE YOUR HEROIN PIPES! SHAKE YOUR JENKEM JARS AND PUT A FRESH SCENTED OIL SATCHET IN YOUR GLADE PLUG-INS!

ARE YOU READY FOR ALL THIS? CAN YOU HANDLE THE FAME THAT AWAITS YOU WHEN YOU RETURN TRIUMPHANT FROM THE SUPERSTITION MOUNTAINS, ENCRUSTED WITH AUTHENTIC CAMPING GRIT AND BURSTING WITH THE GLORY OF CONQUEST HAVING SLEPT AT LEAST ONE, MAYBE TWO NIGHTS AWAY FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED AND NAPPIE?! NO?! WELL THAT'S COOL I GUESS.

BUT FOR EVERYONE ELSE, LET IT BE KNOWN FAR AND WIDE THAT WE WILL CONQUER THE ELEVATION OF A MILE, THE TEMPERATURE OF LOW 40'S AT NIGHT AND HIGH 70S IN THE DAY! WE WILL GLEAM THE CUBE AND DRINK COCOA AND/OR BEER AND/OR [color:"green"]MONSTER ENERGY JUICE SAUCE[/color] AND IT WILL BE THE GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT OF MANKIND*

THERE MAY BE A THING TO SHOOT HAND CANNONS AT! BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE A GROWN UP ABOUT CANNON FIRING! SOMEONE MIGHT BRING YOUNG'NS WHICH MEANS EXTRA SUPER SERIOUS BEING GROWN-UPS ABOUT STUFF!

LET ALL YE BE KNOWN THAT ROAD CONDITIONS AND SEA SWELLS WILL BE PRETTY CHILL AND SCIONS OR HYUNDAIS ARE PROBABLY OK UP THE FRONT ROAD IF CAPTAINED WITH CAUTION! OPTIONAL REAR ROAD EXIT THING IS BEEFCAKE TIRES AND DECENT GROUND CLEARANCE ONLY!! SPARE TIRE AND JACK TO CHANGE IT ARE ENCOURAGED! BURRITOS ARE THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT! FEAR THE BRIMLEY!







* totally won't actually be the greatest accomplishment of mankind

TRIM YOUR TOENAILS AND CHAINSAW YOUR CHEESEBURGERS!

SUNDAY'S EXIT ROUTE (FOR CAPTAINS WITH TIRE HUBRIS) WILL FOLLOW THE FAMED MONTANA MOUNTAIN ROUTE, PAST THE SWIZZLIN' SWEDE CAMP SWITCHBACKS AND INTO THE VERY TAINT OF SUPERSTITION CIVILIZATION. HAVE YOU GOT THE MINERALS?

IF LUCK SHINES UPON US, SUNDAY WE MAY GRACE OURSELVES IN SUPERIOR WITH THE LARGEST TOSTADA EVER TOSTADIFIED.

MAKE HASTE MATEYS 'CAUSE THIS IS GOING TO BE A SPRINGTIME CAMPING EXTRAVAGANZA TO REMEMBER FOR AT LEAST 2 OR 3 DAYS! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/kewl.gif" alt="" />

Good stuff dude.