CARTOGRAPHERS! GRAB YO GOOGLES, MAP YO MAPQUESTS, YAHOODLE YO TOPOZONES! IT'S TIME TO ROCK SOME ROCKS AND STARE AT SOME LINES ON YOUR COMPUTER THING!

BAM BIGGETY BAM BAM IT'S A CRAZY MAP JAM

LOOK AT THAT LINE ALL ZIGGIN' AND ZAGGIN' UP IN THAT MOFO!!!!!!!

WE'LL DO THE EQUIVALENT OF DRIVING ALL THE WAY FROM OOSTBURG TO RANDOM LAKE!


BEHOLD THE TERRAINS!

What if you zig when you should have zagged?

THIS IS MOUNTAIN MAN TERRITORY IF YOU ZAG ON A ZIG YOU COULD FIND YOURSELF LOOKIN' DOWN THE BARREL OF A SQUATCH WITH NOTHING TO DEFEND YOURSELF WITH BUT YOUR OWN SEVERED SHIN!

ALWAYS KEEP THE KEEL SIDE DOWN AND THE PANTS SIDE DRY. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

What's up with this? Still happ'nin'?

John B.

THIS IS MAXIMUM STILL HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE ARE MORE EXCLAMATIONS!!!! !!!! !!!! !

TODAY I AM IN TEXAS! THIS IS HOW TEXAS I AM IN AT ! BE!

THE CAMP ACTION JOURNEY TRIP IS LIKE THIS:

I WILL LEAVE FOR THE PRESCRIBED LOCATION FRIDAY AFTERNOON AND ESTABLISH CAMP UNLESS SOMEONE BEATS ME TO IT! THEN STACEY AND I WILL PARTY AND POSSIBLY SHOOT THINGS! OTHER PEOPLE CAN SHOW UP FRIDAY OR SATURDAY! MORE PARTYING WILL HAPPEN! SUNDAY WE EXIT VIA THE MONTANA MOUNTAIN ROUTE OR ANYONE WITH MAKE BELIEVE TIRES CAN EXIT THE WAY THEY CAME!

NAME YOUR CHEAP BEER AND I WILL BEER A BEER IN MY BEER BOX FOR YOU!

HOIST THE MAIN SAIL AND SHUTTER YO SHENANIGANS, THE CRAZY ALGORITHMS AT NOAA DECLARE [color:"white"]CLOUD ARMAGEDDON TIME [/color] FOR TOMORROW DAY AND EVENING, CLEARING TO BLAZING SUNNY BLARNEY PIPES 73F ON SATURDAY AND FROSTY FIG NEWTON 55F AT NIGHT! SUNDAY SHOULD AGAIN BE A SUNNY DAY, WITH NOT MUCH WIND OR OTHER ANNOYING CRAP! DO YOU HAVE THE FORTITUDE TO ENDURE SUCH EXTREMES? WILL YOUR WILLY GET WONKY?

THE ROAD MAY GET SOME PUDDLES IN IT! THE FIREWOOD MAY BE SOGGY! BUT THE SOIL IS MOSTLY SANDY ENOUGH THAT THERE WON'T BE ANY MUD BOGGIN' SNORKEL SOAKIN' OCEAN EXPLORIN' NONSENSE. THERE IS NO CLAY OR POOP MUD. UNLESS CLAYTK JOINS US AND BRINGS ACTUAL POOP MUD FOR SOME REASON.

DON'T FORGET TO BRING SOMETHING TO SIT ON, THERE AREN'T REALLY ANY GOOD ROCKS FOR THAT AND FORGETTING TO BRING A CHAIR SUCKS. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE OF SECRET REASONS WE SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT. BUT DON'T FORGET ABOUT TO BRING SOMETHING TO SIT ON. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/butwiggle.gif" alt="" />

YE LANDLUBBERS MISSED THE SWEETEST-ASS CAMP WEATHER/CLIMATE/CAMPSITE/ETC OF THE YEAR!

STUFF

NEXT TIME... UNF!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/patriot.gif" alt="" />

Nice video, very artistic

haha "artistic" is what you get when you only have about 5 minutes of footage and lose the hours of other video you took <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

We had an awesome time camping, it's too bad nobody else joined us just because the weather and campsite were perfect (and someone else could have helped with firewood collection..) but the lack of other people meant that Stacey and I could.. uhh.. spend a bit more time in the tent. So it was cool regardless!!!

Some dudes were in Moab this weekend. Me has no excuses.