It's been a while!

We're thinking about getting something going for the last weekend of this month.. how do you feel about quarries with killer campsites hidden behind them?


Next month we're going to hunt for GOLD and/or SUNBURNS and/or BOREDOM and/or INJURY and/or ADVENTURE and/or HOT DRY AIR out at the mysterious ROCK HOUSE which is not to be confused with all of the other things that are also called Rock House in Arizona. We have a lot of houses made of rocks .

Later this winter we're planning a trip to the DASTARDLY SKULL CAVE THING PLACE

which is located here in the middle of EVIL WESTERN ARIZONA.

We also have plans to DON MUSTACHES and SPORT JACKETS FROM GOODWILL and visit the legendary Cochise Stronghold, get hammered on local wine and then visit CHIRICAHUA NONSENSE HELLSCAPE and possibly TOMBSTONE

Any interest?

O.K.

John B.

That's a lot of stuff! I'm almost able to say i've got a vehicle again. Time will tell.

I know this is short notice but campout this weekend is HYBRID FUTURISTIC CAMP FORT KICKASS BONANZA.

YEAH!

Here's how it's going down:

Friday 9/25/15; leave at Earlyish O'clock from Phoenix and drive Tucson for SOME SORT OF FOOD action and then continue on to COLOSSAL CAVE for TOP SECRET OFF LIMITS PREMIUM FANCY I-PAID-$$-AND-REMEMBERED-TO-BRING-GLOVES-AND-MADE-A-RESERVATION-FOR-THIS CAVE TOUR, followed by OH DANG THE SUN IS BRIGHT AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF UNDERGROUND, followed by TOMBSTONE!!!!! SELL ME A BOOZE, TombSTONERS! And TELL ME ABOUT HOSTORIC PROSTITUTION! I want to know all about how much dirt grannies were up to back in the days before men had Axe body wash!

Friday Night: BOONDOCKER SURPRISE NINJA CAMPING ACTION! We have no idea where! Maybe [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Boquillas_Ranch]Boquillas Ranch![/url] Maybe [url=http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/07/20120723-Chip-Faced-Soda-Cool-Ranch.jpg]COOL RANCH[/url] or maybe just somewhere by the side of some road somewhere. We might cruise up through Cascabel to Mammoth and camp near there! I mostly just don't want to drive all the way to Tombstone, have fun there and drive all the way back inside one day.

Saturday: CAMPOUT AT MY HOUSE! It's a fact that my house is nothing special but it's a hell of a tent and the toilets flush! If anyone wants to cruise over for beer.exe or firepit sauce or any other sort of nonsense, I'll order pizza and we can party down like burrito fiends. NOTHING CAN STOP US!

Sunday: I dunno I'm probably just going to stand around rubbing sandpaper on my car. Nobody wants in on that but if you want I guess you're welcome to shout words of discouragement in my ear.

Next Month: ROCK HOUSE! YEAH! MAYBE JUST A WEEKNIGHT TRIP AFTER WORK! stay tuna'd.

*Edit: I used the link shortcut thing to make the links above, and they are not working... am I doing something wrong?