I know this is short notice but campout this weekend is HYBRID FUTURISTIC CAMP FORT KICKASS BONANZA.

YEAH!

Here's how it's going down:

Friday 9/25/15; leave at Earlyish O'clock from Phoenix and drive Tucson for SOME SORT OF FOOD action and then continue on to COLOSSAL CAVE for TOP SECRET OFF LIMITS PREMIUM FANCY I-PAID-$$-AND-REMEMBERED-TO-BRING-GLOVES-AND-MADE-A-RESERVATION-FOR-THIS CAVE TOUR, followed by OH DANG THE SUN IS BRIGHT AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF UNDERGROUND, followed by TOMBSTONE!!!!! SELL ME A BOOZE, TombSTONERS! And TELL ME ABOUT HOSTORIC PROSTITUTION! I want to know all about how much dirt grannies were up to back in the days before men had Axe body wash!

Friday Night: BOONDOCKER SURPRISE NINJA CAMPING ACTION! We have no idea where! Maybe [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Boquillas_Ranch]Boquillas Ranch![/url] Maybe [url=http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/07/20120723-Chip-Faced-Soda-Cool-Ranch.jpg]COOL RANCH[/url] or maybe just somewhere by the side of some road somewhere. We might cruise up through Cascabel to Mammoth and camp near there! I mostly just don't want to drive all the way to Tombstone, have fun there and drive all the way back inside one day.

Saturday: CAMPOUT AT MY HOUSE! It's a fact that my house is nothing special but it's a hell of a tent and the toilets flush! If anyone wants to cruise over for beer.exe or firepit sauce or any other sort of nonsense, I'll order pizza and we can party down like burrito fiends. NOTHING CAN STOP US!

Sunday: I dunno I'm probably just going to stand around rubbing sandpaper on my car. Nobody wants in on that but if you want I guess you're welcome to shout words of discouragement in my ear.

Next Month: ROCK HOUSE! YEAH! MAYBE JUST A WEEKNIGHT TRIP AFTER WORK! stay tuna'd.

*Edit: I used the link shortcut thing to make the links above, and they are not working... am I doing something wrong?