O, I'll play.

My day job? Long impressive version:
I'm a Power Systems Analyst for the local Electric Utility Power Delivery Company.
My office is at home and I have a Company Pickup parked in the yard. Spend half of the day on the computer looking at Electric Systems and analyzing complaints and the other half doing field research. Cool Job.
Short version: I'm the House Detective for the Power Company.
Been at it 30 years. Come from a long line of Machinist and Aircraft Mechanics. So building stuff come naturally.
I spent 8 years in night school studying Mechanical Engineering (Outer Space Robotics)until a divorce killed my desire.
It's all good now.

Curtis J