I did the pizza thing for 8 years. Delivery driver, cook, manager and finally owner of the franchise(s). I NEVER did that volume out of a single shop - not even out of all 4 combined - except on Military payweek. But then I was selling a 12" Cheese for $1.60 - delivered.

Those were some of the best times in my life and something that every red-blooded teenage male should experience. I still remember some of those late-night Dorm runs (to date myself - streaking was big back then). And of course the teenage teasers at slumber parties, the bong parties, the nude... Damn those are some good memories!


If you go to the Zoo, always take something to feed the animals - even if the signs say "Do Not Feed The Animals". It wasn't the animals that put up those signs!