Wow, how could I have been so blind!

I am a changed man!

I was reading this, and the whole time I was thinking, oh, he's not talking about me .. he's talking about other people with 4x4s... then I got to the part about "excuses" - "i need it for 4x4 driving".. and he told me that I should get another hobby instead.

Well, that's all I needed to hear! This man is brilliant! All this time I was driving around aimlessly in the wilderness to "awkward places" because I thought that I was morally obligated to do so, but this guy pointed out that I can simply get another hobby!

Wow!

I believe I will take up the hobby of couch restraint. See, those couches, when you're not home... they'll cavort around the house like they own the place, drink your beer, all that crap... but not mine baby! not anymore!!! I'm gonna just sit on my couch all day long and watch the TeleGod! That's the only ecologically friendly "activity" out there, and it lets me keep an eye, and a butt on that pesky couch of mine. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />

Well, now that I've had my life changed by this dude, I'd better go and push my 4x4s off a cliff into a ravine, because I wouldn't want anyone else to use them either and destroy the planet while getting in car accidents and massively increase the chances of killing small children. Who wants to help me?