</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Helv, Helvetica, Sans">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Helv, Helvetica, Sans"> it's as bad as our "welch" plug.

What's that? Or do I want to know <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> ? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Helv, Helvetica, Sans">Welch plug = freeze plug... eh, I think

Yeh, language is weird. To us, a truck is an 18 wheeler, or a semi (trailer). An SUV is a 4WD, our fanny is the "honeypot", your fanny is the "sewer" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
A "fag" can be a ciggie, or a homosexual.
So if we find ourselves in a gay bar (accidently), we never, ever, ask the question "Can I bum a fag". The translation is "G'day mate, got a spare ciggie"