It just seems to make sense to me to treat anything that can lift 2+ tons up from one side/end to a height of many feet with a great deal of respect and caution.

I wouldn't get under a bottle jack 8" up. Not even a shop-type floor jack. Why would anyone crawl under a Hi Lift? Think about how cock-eyed the rig would be lifted to any height.

As for "widow maker", those same unfortunate souls probably would have found themselves on that "Darwin Page" one way or another...

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