That Mendel, always bragging! Now I'm the only AZ guy in the active, card-carrying community with 31's. I guess I'll have to upgrade now, you know, "Mendel's got 33's, I have to have some, too." Ten bucks...almost makes you want to try some experiments like defeating stop sticks or knocking down saguaros in the desert.

Oh yeah, can I get one of those for an inspirational spare, so it can sit on the back patio, silently staring at me, reminding me with its every non-move that I have to go to Tire Rack's site and order me up some? I'll bid $3.34 for one that holds air, plus a nominal fee for delivery, to be paid in the beer of your choice. I can even sweeten the deal and fill up the washer reservoirs on the Mitsu-Limo with all the extra window wash stuff I have laying around. Just not Friday, 'cause I have to go to FoxyBlonde21's birthday party. She has an ass smoother than the paint on the Type-R (which Mendel says is smoother than his ass).

John B.


'87 Raider 2.6 Turbo Auto, Under Construction
'95 Montero SR, 35x12.5/15 BFG M/T KM-2's, Rock sliders, Qtr panel chop, gas tank lift, 2" BL, Aisins, 5.29s
'95 Pajero Mini
'98 Montero Winter Ed.
'04 Cadillac XLR
'03 Kawasaki ZRX1200R
'60 Ford Falcon 4Dr