Sweater tickled my interest with his talk about getting his screenname, but didn't share the story.

I got my screenname shortly after getting married. I was still in college but had started commuting. There I was hanging out with the guys in my old dorm room and in walks my wife of about three months. I was surprised cause she'd never come down unannounced and it was in the middle of the day.

She handed me a pregnancy test stick. Like an idiot I tried to figure out whether it was positive or negative, then realized she wouldn't be here if it was negative.

So my buddy said you are gonna be a dad? Yep.

You are gonna be the Bigpoppa. Well now I have two Rugrats hence Bigpoppa x 2.

I thought it was funny when I asked Rubo and Bansil what they thought of me from my screenname. Rubo thought I was a black guy. Bansil thought I was an old geezer.

Nope I'm a 28 yr old normal white guy.

Lets hear others, this ought to be good.