Guess I shoulda waited longer...at least now I KNOW how that switch works! LOL

Ok, things to try...manually go out and make sure your wiper is as far as it will go counter clockwise. If the wiper aint there..then twist the nubbie like a hard nipple.
Next check that the electrical plug going to the wiper motor is connected good. Located right pillar as you are facing rear door. After that...I dont know what to suggest. Do you have power at the switch? Does it work with the key in the door? I ever mention how much I friggin hate electrical? BTW- congrats on the EMT classes. Hard work here will pay off for you.
~Darin