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The guy in the Exploder was just out enjoying a moonlit drive with his wife(?) and had nothing better to do, so extracting someone's stuck friend sounded good to him.

And I'm sure this will be discussed with the counselor later on this week.

Him: Hey there, baby. How about you, me, and the Explorer take a little "drive" out in the woods, if ya know what I'm sayin'... (cue cheesy 70's porn music here)
Her: Oh yeah, baby. Let me get ready for you. I'll be right back - we can leave in two minutes.

1 hour later

Him: In Lazy Boy, empty beer in hand, passed out
Her: I'm ready!

1 hour later

Her: No, not this spot. It's too near those houses.
Him: Those houses are 5 miles away.

Just then, Eric pulls up

Him: He's what? Buried to his axles? SWEEET! Can I go? Please please please please?
Her: Damn. Not again. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

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