Bleach + Rubber = very slippery

It's almost like ice on smooth pavement. They poor it on the ramps and in front of the car. The winch does the rest <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/evil.gif" alt="" />

In LA around 1994 this Russian guy is caught shop lifting in Costco. He had $1500 in his pocket. The police find his car keys and get a warrent for his car. They find hundreds of fake paperwork, title's etc for cars. The trail leads to the docks and the find a cargo ship with about 1000 stolen cars on board. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/evil.gif" alt="" />

When I lived in San Diego they busted the Mexican Police for stealing GMC's and using them for Police Cars <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> How crooked it that <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/evil.gif" alt="" />

ah yes the tires will slip on the bleach makes sense to me now

Yep... Bleach + weak car = Nice Burnouts <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/evil.gif" alt="" />

You can pop the hood by reaching up under the grill and get a finger inside the hood latch and pop it then disco the coil. I have done this not because I locked my keys inside(I can't I have no roof) but because the hood cable came out. This happened on 2 monteros so i know it will work on any gen 1 havn't tried gen 2.

on a SWB monty you can slide a coat-hanger or bent antenna in between the sliding rear glass, and pull the front latch thingie very easily.

sure, you could drop a bolt in between the handle things, but let's be real, a crook won't try to break into your car that way, they'll just bust your window.

How to unlock your mitsu door w/out your keys... (so you can shut off your engine)



Edit: This only works for gen I's and you need to find a packing strap so hopefully you have a a trash can or a business that has recently recieved boxes using these straps. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/kewl.gif" alt="" />

That sounds like something James Bondish. I'll have to put bleach in my rear window squiter and aim it backwards in case I'm ever followed <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/evil.gif" alt="" />

And if you have a battery disconnect switch going to your fuel pump <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />, you might have wire quick connects, making it less troublesome getting back together.


...but then you may have a dead battery to deal with.

I hear you talkin', but I don't understand what you're saying. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />

Frank

dead battery from the key being in the run position - sure the fuel pump's not running anymore, but the coil will be energized as well as the ECU and HVAC and related doodlebums