I want one of those "overhead creepers", like a miscegination (or is it menage a trois?) of a creeper and an engine hoist and a massage table. It's got a U frame like a hoist, with a ladder thing on the upward slant, and a stretcher thing with a face rest (like a swiss cheese headrest in reverse), but with only the center of the chest supported so the arms and shoulders are free. Better yet, HIRE a real mechanic and sit and drink beer and watch him and criticize.

Be glad it's not bigger. I can't reach much of anything in the Blazer without crawling into the engine compartment. Feet are too big for stools, too....