1) Cliffhanger is very appropriately named.



2) Bring a pair of swim trunks if you decide to lose your license plate in a bathtub.



3) Corbin will find the largest rock he can on the flattest road possible. And break on it. And Aaron will come fix it.



4) Fernando knows how to defy gravity.



5) The factory owner's manual of a Jeep Rubicon Unlimited gives you step-by-step directions on how to override the clutch safety switch.



6) If you feel nervous when you get tippy, do not let Corbin and Aaron know. Or touch your truck. While you're in it.



7) Aaron needs beadlocks.



8) Corbin's driving style is not helping his marriage.



9) The best way to tackle the Z-turn on Moab Rim in an XJ is with a modified 27-point turn. But when you pull it off, onlookers will be moved to tears.



10) Aaron takes non-standard lines.



OK, so there's a lot more I learned as well. Like, the Rodeo will do 75mph on cruise control comfortably. Or that driving a rig in the Ultimate Adventure gets you free tire repairs at tire shops in Moab. That hikers on Moab Rim, on watching someone almost roll their rig, will stand by dumbfounded as everyone races up - not to help, but to take pictures.

But mostly, it re-cemented what I already know: that this is the BEST group of people out there to wheel with.

- mike