Having a rig like that would be AWESOME, but there ARE some alternatives besides a trailer. Like this:

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Had a buddy build mine. Was super cheap, and very simple. Requires no tie downs or straps. Ramp mounts beneath the rail the bike rides on. Used cheap steel, but I've since upgraded the main rail to aluminum to make it lighter. My friend built 2 completely out of aluminum...very sweet. But if a rack isn't your cup of tea, just get a LWB, and use a couple tiedowns to keep your suspension cranked down, and get a plank, and "ta da", bike hauler.
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