Trick you? Why would we trick you? However, I did have a great aunt who used to sell kudzu plants to northern tourists. Called them "century plants". You had to wait up late at night for several weeks in Nov-Dec to see "the most fantastic bloom you've ever seen! Some say it actually glows in the dark. only lasts about 30 minutes, 45 if you're lucky". Some came back year after year because they "missed it again" last winter...

She said there wasn't much sport in it, but it paid the property taxes, the crop money for which Uncle U-Don had been cheated out of down at the pool hall by the railroad hotels, again. U-Don did not understand that pool was not a game of chance.

I guess it's not a Confederate state secret anymore. We keep the U-Dons around to bemuse the Yankees as we gather the reparations for the War of Northern Agression, one "pecan" log at a time. I can't believe you people really eat those things. Don't you know where we get them?


See, there's no trickin' to it.....