Whatever ya do- just watch what you saw.

Friend back home has a short fuse, and after the tractor mechanic boogered up the hydraulics on his machine, he said 'If you don't fix this within the next day, I'll burn this place to the damn ground'...this being said in front of customers and other employees.

Well...two days later, shop still has the tractor, and it burns down the third night, with the tractor inside. Police questioned my buddy with eyewitness testimony, etc.

Turns out the owner of the shop was messin' around with another guy's wife, and the guy burnt the shop down after he found out who it was. At least my buddy got a new tractor out of the deal.