sounds like your definitly out of starter fluid... top that off and it should start right up <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/nana.gif" alt="" />. kidding! and welcome back... heres beers. something i did not see in what you did, is "clean" all the connections. keep it simple... if it were me, id disconnect all electrical hook ups (one at a time) and clean them. start off at your battery terminals and hit every little offshoot on your way down to your starter. cheaper than hiring a wrench to charge you a bill an hour with a shop minimum than to spend a hour of so to do what is just good maintenance. if that doesnt work id bet dollars to pesos on your starter solinoid, which can be bypassed. one more thing, if your battery isnt sealed check the water level. if its low, it wont hold power well and what it does hold wont be enough to crank over the engine... and you can top it off with distilled water.
btw, no need to just come around when somethings not working right... you should come see us on the "chat" side. were all pretty easy going nice guys... well must of us. and besides who couldnt use advice on life issues, reasons why heeps sucks, threads that never seem to end on how many of us it takes to change a light bulb and more of the same. personally, i think alot of us... errrr... i mean them need medication.