NO NO NO Yes it will fly people.

My best example.

Go buy a cheap RC plane at Harbor Freight. On a windless day, run the thing at full throttle, hold it above your head and let it go.

You should probably bring bandaids.

You have to THROW it or run with it. So that the velocity of wind over the wings matches its takeoff speed. There has to be forward motion through linear space for the air to move over the wing.

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