My oldest daughter started slugging me so hard and often, we had to change the rules. Now we just count points, like this:

New Beetle 1 point
Old Beetle 2 points
Old VW Bus 3 points

90 LWB Montero, 270k, 265/75R16, 16x8 ARE Bajas, Budget Lift, Towbar, Aux Brakes (towed with camper), Jotto Desk, remote oil filter
92 bone stock base model beater
Parting out 4 more