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 Re: Bad jokes
[Re: CapnCrunch]
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08/14/07 05:25 PM
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
First muffin says:
'Damn, its getting hot in here!'
The second muffins says:
'HOLY SH!T!!!!! A talking muffin!'
"Coal and people have been our two biggest exports for a long time, which has definitely shaped how we think of ourselves." Scott Hill, WV native and historian.
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: RichinROA]
#829510
08/16/07 06:23 AM
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Joined: Jun 2006
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Here is a really bad joke I heard while in the militry (mild version of course):
A fella from Odessa Texas had just retired from working years at a corporate firm. He now was retired.
He always wanted to see N.Y.City.
He bought himself a Harley and headed to N.Y.C.
While driving his bike through Manhatten he was stopped at a traffic light. As the many people crossed the road he noticed a group of punk rockers with spiked hair. They also noticed him staring at them. One of them shouted, "What the Heck are you looking at old man!"
He then responded, "Oh nothing---but a few years ago I screwed a peacock and I was wondering which one of you was my kid?"
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: Hydra747]
#829511
08/16/07 06:37 PM
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 230
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Want to hear a joke:
Women Driver
87 Toyota 4Runner-RV Head, Custom Grind Cam, Doug Thorley Header, Keith Black Pistions, 2 1/4" Magnaflow cat, Dynomax Exhaust
2003 Toyota Matrix XRS-Injen CAI
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: GOI87]
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08/16/07 06:38 PM
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Joined: Oct 2005
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I'll pray for your soul before Marge gets on here later. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/scared.gif" alt="" />
"Coal and people have been our two biggest exports for a long time, which has definitely shaped how we think of ourselves." Scott Hill, WV native and historian.
99 TacoTRD 177K
Montani Semper Liberi
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: RichinROA]
#829513
08/16/07 07:38 PM
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Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 3,814
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I'll pray for your soul before Marge gets on here later. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/scared.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: RichinROA]
#829514
08/16/07 08:22 PM
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Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 3,007
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I'll pray for your soul before Marge gets on here later. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/scared.gif" alt="" /> Exactly what I was thinking! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> Richard <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/patriot.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: Hydra747]
#829515
08/16/07 09:28 PM
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Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 534
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I'll pray for your soul before Marge gets on here later. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/scared.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> Might want to setup a memorial fund or something for him <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />
'80 Isuzu LUV, 3" BL, cranked t-bars, small tires and not alotta power
'92 Rodeo...work in progress
Hmmmm...DIRT!!!
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: Rezkid]
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08/16/07 09:31 PM
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Joined: Oct 2005
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Jsut send the loot to my Paypal account <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/evil.gif" alt="" />
"Coal and people have been our two biggest exports for a long time, which has definitely shaped how we think of ourselves." Scott Hill, WV native and historian.
99 TacoTRD 177K
Montani Semper Liberi
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: Rezkid]
#829517
08/16/07 10:10 PM
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 230
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Might want to setup a memorial fund or something for him <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> NA...Don't worry about it. Apparently it's good that I just signed up for life insurance 2 days ago...I hope the check cleared! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/scared.gif" alt="" />
87 Toyota 4Runner-RV Head, Custom Grind Cam, Doug Thorley Header, Keith Black Pistions, 2 1/4" Magnaflow cat, Dynomax Exhaust
2003 Toyota Matrix XRS-Injen CAI
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: GOI87]
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08/17/07 01:42 AM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 15,887
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Yep, the next **d00d** to pass me on the right is gonna be rolling in the ditch; I'll make sure of it. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/evil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/evil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/evil.gif" alt="" /> Ol' Blue's been paid for a loooooooong time ago. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/butwiggle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/butwiggle.gif" alt="" /> Hope you've got yer pants hitched up. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/nana.gif" alt="" />
http://www.walkablecommunities.org/Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. **ubi apis- ibi salus**
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