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 Re: Bad jokes
[Re: bOURGE]
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08/14/07 05:14 AM
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: CapnCrunch]
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08/14/07 05:53 AM
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Dude is probably bald and still wearing a bad mullet by now. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/barf.gif" alt="" /> What do you get when you cross an Aggie with a Razorback? Nuthin'-- there's just some things a pig won't do! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/oink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/oink.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: kewlynx]
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08/14/07 07:41 AM
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Dude is probably bald and still wearing a bad mullet by now. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/barf.gif" alt="" />
Styling with the coronal Mullet...nice image!
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: abnormaltoy]
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08/14/07 07:49 AM
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my bad jokes would get this thread locked. Think Jim Norton or maybe even a young Andrew Dice. Hickory Dickory Dock, the stripper has a - THREAD LOCKED! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: StockRaider]
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08/14/07 01:22 PM
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my bad jokes would get this thread locked. Think Jim Norton or maybe even a young Andrew Dice. Hickory Dickory Dock, the stripper has a - THREAD LOCKED! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> I feel your pain. I've been biting my tongue too. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/evil.gif" alt="" />
"Coal and people have been our two biggest exports for a long time, which has definitely shaped how we think of ourselves." Scott Hill, WV native and historian.
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: RichinROA]
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08/14/07 03:16 PM
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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking
beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that
she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my bottle of Rolling Rock, wiped the cold
foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses
and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor
and then calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: stony-man]
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08/14/07 03:21 PM
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: stony-man]
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08/14/07 04:02 PM
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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking
beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that
she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my bottle of Rolling Rock, wiped the cold
foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses
and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor
and then calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass." Drum Roll Please... Nice. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: stony-man]
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08/14/07 04:09 PM
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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking
beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that
she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my bottle of Rolling Rock, wiped the cold
foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses
and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor
and then calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass." <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/kewl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cheers.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: cmonty72]
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08/14/07 04:11 PM
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That deserves a big RSMF.
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Last edited by kewlynx; 08/20/07 02:39 AM.
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