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Four nuns are riding in a car when they get into a car crash and die. When they get to the pearly gates of heaven ST Peter asks them if they had any sins to confess before they enter. The first nun steps forward and states "I have looked at a penis once". ST Peter tells her to wash her eyes in the holy water and enter heaven. The second nun comes forward and states"I touched a penis once". ST Peter tells her to wash her hands in the holy water and enter heaven. By then the last two nuns are fighting over who goes next. ST Peter asks " whats wrong, why are we fighting on this glorious day?" One nuns speaks up"I have to wash my mouth out before she dips her <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> in there".

Last edited by cmonty72; 08/22/07 09:08 PM.
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