One more Catholic joke.

A father and a nun are on a mission. It gets late while on thier journey and they are forced to stay the night in a cold barn with only a few blankets. During the night the nun is cold and asks "father, may I have another blanket?" The father gets up and tucks her in with another blanket. After a few minutes the nun says "Father I'm still cold. May I have another blanket?" The father brings her another blanket. A few minutes go by and she says "Father, Father, I'm still cold. Do you think just for tonight we could pretend that were married?" Father kindly looks back at her and says "That would be nice, Get your own F-ing blanket"

Last edited by cmonty72; 08/22/07 09:11 PM.
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