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Re: Bad jokes [Re: RichinROA] #829539 08/23/07 06:55 PM
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lethe Offline
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nothing against the irish, as i have a bit it me. i just thought it was amusing <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Bad jokes [Re: lethe] #829540 08/23/07 06:57 PM
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RichinROA Offline
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Both were good. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/kewl.gif" alt="" />


"Coal and people have been our two biggest exports for a long time, which has definitely shaped how we think of ourselves." Scott Hill, WV native and historian.

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Re: Bad jokes [Re: RichinROA] #829541 08/23/07 07:45 PM
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Brown81CJ5 Offline
Body Damage is Cool
God forced Bush and Bin Laden to sit down with him and try to work things out, and end the war between them. After debating for awhile, no conclusion could be reached.

So God says "I'll give each of you one wish to try and finally end this war between your two countries. "Bin Laden, you may make your wish first." He thinks about it for a minute, and then tells God, "I want a wall built around Afghanastan so high that not even the U.S. planes can fly into My country." God agrees, and with the snap of his fingers it is done.

God turns to Bush, and asks what his wish is. Bush sits and thinks, and thinks. He finally says to God, "Fill it with water!" <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Bad jokes [Re: Brown81CJ5] #829542 08/23/07 08:03 PM
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CapnCrunch Offline OP
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Knock-knock....


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Re: Bad jokes [Re: CapnCrunch] #829543 08/23/07 08:06 PM
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RichinROA Offline
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Who's there?


"Coal and people have been our two biggest exports for a long time, which has definitely shaped how we think of ourselves." Scott Hill, WV native and historian.

99 TacoTRD 177K

Montani Semper Liberi
Re: Bad jokes [Re: RichinROA] #829544 08/23/07 08:49 PM
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CapnCrunch Offline OP
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Doris...


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Re: Bad jokes [Re: CapnCrunch] #829545 08/23/07 09:10 PM
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RichinROA Offline
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Doris Open, Come In!


"Coal and people have been our two biggest exports for a long time, which has definitely shaped how we think of ourselves." Scott Hill, WV native and historian.

99 TacoTRD 177K

Montani Semper Liberi
Re: Bad jokes [Re: RichinROA] #829546 08/23/07 09:40 PM
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RichinROA Offline
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I just had a flashback of those old SNL 'Landshark' skits thinking about this post.

Whose there?

Candy-gram

As long as your not that landshark I heard about.


<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />


"Coal and people have been our two biggest exports for a long time, which has definitely shaped how we think of ourselves." Scott Hill, WV native and historian.

99 TacoTRD 177K

Montani Semper Liberi
Re: Bad jokes [Re: RichinROA] #829547 08/23/07 10:13 PM
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CapnCrunch Offline OP
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"Who's there?" <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Doris locked...that's why I knocked! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Bad jokes [Re: RichinROA] #829548 08/24/07 12:50 AM
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hazy_daze Offline
Roll Me Over
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For some unknown reason, I just found this thread. My side hurts <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />

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How's he doing, you ask? He's all right now.


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