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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: RichinROA]
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08/23/07 06:55 PM
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nothing against the irish, as i have a bit it me. i just thought it was amusing <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: lethe]
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08/23/07 06:57 PM
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Both were good. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/kewl.gif" alt="" />
"Coal and people have been our two biggest exports for a long time, which has definitely shaped how we think of ourselves." Scott Hill, WV native and historian.
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: RichinROA]
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08/23/07 07:45 PM
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God forced Bush and Bin Laden to sit down with him and try to work things out, and end the war between them. After debating for awhile, no conclusion could be reached.
So God says "I'll give each of you one wish to try and finally end this war between your two countries. "Bin Laden, you may make your wish first." He thinks about it for a minute, and then tells God, "I want a wall built around Afghanastan so high that not even the U.S. planes can fly into My country." God agrees, and with the snap of his fingers it is done.
God turns to Bush, and asks what his wish is. Bush sits and thinks, and thinks. He finally says to God, "Fill it with water!" <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: Brown81CJ5]
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08/23/07 08:03 PM
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: CapnCrunch]
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08/23/07 08:06 PM
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"Coal and people have been our two biggest exports for a long time, which has definitely shaped how we think of ourselves." Scott Hill, WV native and historian.
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Montani Semper Liberi
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: RichinROA]
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08/23/07 08:49 PM
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: CapnCrunch]
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08/23/07 09:10 PM
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"Coal and people have been our two biggest exports for a long time, which has definitely shaped how we think of ourselves." Scott Hill, WV native and historian.
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Montani Semper Liberi
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: RichinROA]
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08/23/07 09:40 PM
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I just had a flashback of those old SNL 'Landshark' skits thinking about this post.
Whose there?
Candy-gram
As long as your not that landshark I heard about.
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"Coal and people have been our two biggest exports for a long time, which has definitely shaped how we think of ourselves." Scott Hill, WV native and historian.
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: RichinROA]
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08/23/07 10:13 PM
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"Who's there?" <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Doris locked...that's why I knocked! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Bad jokes
[Re: RichinROA]
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08/24/07 12:50 AM
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For some unknown reason, I just found this thread. My side hurts <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />
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A close friend called me today. He had to have the left side of his body amputated due to a severe near-fatal accident. How's he doing, you ask? He's all right now.
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