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A Priest a Rabbi and a Mulla were at a religious converance. The Priest says I was in a airplane once and a huge store come up and we were not able to land. I prayed to god and for 1000 ft around the airplane the storm subsided and we were able to land.

The Mulla goes that is nothing, I was on my way to Mecca on a camel and a huge sand storm came up. I prayed to Allah and for 1000 ft around the storm subsided and I was able to find my way.

The Rabbi goes oh yeah, well one Saturday I was walking to Temple and I look down and there is $1000 dollars on the sidewalk. So I prayed to god and when I looked back up for 1000 ft around it was Monday

A Air Force General, A Marine Sgt Major and a Army General are seated next to each other on a airplane.

Some time goes by with nothing said and finally the Air Force General goes " General, United States Air Force, married, two kids both girls.

A while later the Army General goes " General, United States Army, Married, two kids, one boy one girl"

Then finnally the Marine goes "Sergeant Major, United States Marine Corps, never married, two sons, both Generals <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />

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<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> I'm laughing, but at the fact that I have no idea what the hell your talking about. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

Still funny though. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cheers.gif" alt="" />

From OuterLimits4x4:
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A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently focused their attention on a particular species of porpoise, which they studied from their floating laboratory off the coast of Baja Mexico. They came to believe that, if fed just the right combination of nutrients, this particular porpoise could, in theory, live forever.

To put this to the test, they studied the world's flora and fauna to see if any naturally occurring organism would fit the bill. They finally narrowed the selection down to an unusual species of mynah bird, and they sent a team of researchers off to gather a specimen.

It turns out that the mynah bird in question was quite rare, living only in a single tree in Kenya. The research team finally arrived at the tree to capture a bird, only to find that the tree was surrounded by a pride of very hungry lions, precluding any reasonable attempt to approach and climb the tree.

A suggestion was made that the lions might be manageable if they could be fed, and a couple of fat cape buffalo were captured and offered to the lions. The hungry lions devoured the hapless beasts and lay down upon the grass to digest their meal.

One of the researchers then gingerly tiptoed past the lions, climbed the tree, and had little difficulty capturing one of the mynah birds. He climbed back down the tree and walked past the lions to rejoin the group when a game warden appeared and arrested him for (what else)...

"Transporting mynahs across sedate lions for immortal porpoises."

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On the Sabbath, you can't "work". To extremely devout Jews, that can even mean not bending to pick something up off of the ground <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/kewl.gif" alt="" />

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