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Funny thing is that I didn't even look at how you spelled it.

BTW, my version is correct. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/nana.gif" alt="" />

Time for another one:

What's brown and sticky?



















A stick.

Getting those funny looks from my coworkers again. Thanks <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

A senior citizen named Barney was driving down the freeway, when his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice . She sounded urgent as she warned him, "Barney I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," replied Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"


Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.

Last night I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Ringsà I was Tolkien in my sleep

Hey I called my my wife at work the other day and told her how good she was in bed last night. She asked "who is this?". I get no respect.

The late great Rodney Dangerfield.
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One day, the seven dwarfs left home to go to work in the mine. Snow White stayed home to prepare their lunch.

When she arrived later at the mine with their lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that at least some of the dwarfs had survived.

"Hello, hello," she called. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!"

For quite a while there was no answer. Then, losing hope, Snow White called out again, "Hello, is anyone down there?"

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep inside the mine. The voice said, "Vote for Hillary. Vote for Hillary."

Snow White, somewhat relieved screamed out, "Oh, thank God. Dopey is still alive."

An elderly man walks into church, and straight into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had my way with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm 92 years old. I'm telling everybody."

Ah oh you are in trouble now capn

Yeah, I was afraid that one would get me busted. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />