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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size.

This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them...


I can finally support an Apple product.

BTW, I am going to steal this joke!

I would rather suffer the consequences of a Conservative?s error, than suffer the consequences of a Socialist's intent.