A Priest a Rabbi and a Mulla were at a religious converance. The Priest says I was in a airplane once and a huge store come up and we were not able to land. I prayed to god and for 1000 ft around the airplane the storm subsided and we were able to land.

The Mulla goes that is nothing, I was on my way to Mecca on a camel and a huge sand storm came up. I prayed to Allah and for 1000 ft around the storm subsided and I was able to find my way.

The Rabbi goes oh yeah, well one Saturday I was walking to Temple and I look down and there is $1000 dollars on the sidewalk. So I prayed to god and when I looked back up for 1000 ft around it was Monday