From another board:
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The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture."

"And who's going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.









"My wife."

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Stay the Trail!