TWO WOMEN TALKING IN HEAVEN

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't? so bad. After I quit
shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came
home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another
woman there somewhere that I started running all
over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled
over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer........ we'd both still be alive

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Stay the Trail!