Sorry I took so long, watching the toilet flush.....

Our pans are very different from yours, they don't fill up with water, the water gets pushed around the rim and pushes the waste straight down. 6 litres for a full flush, 3 for half flush ( Which WE invented, by the way) 20 years in the Poo game leads to a lot of sh!t talk.


Excuses are for losers.