Reminds me of this:

"Die Hippie Die"

(yes its south park, fair warning)

Whats red and yellow and looks good on a hippy?






































Fire.

Another one

I scored a 36.

27 for me.
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1. Generally, do you tend to trust or distrust government's ability to solve problems?


Distrust


2. Which do you trust more:

The Pentagon



The legislative branch?

The FBI

The Peace Corps?

The Joint Chiefs



3. What about private institutions and people? Which do you trust more?


Doctors


Business executives

Professional athletes



4. The federal government should do more to solve the nation's problems even if it means higher taxes on (pick as many as you want.):

None


5. Where should government be cut? (pick as many as you want.)

Eliminate farm subsidies
Eliminate subsidies to the arts
Abolish public broadcasting

Reduce welfare spending

Keep illegal immigrants from receiving public education
Reduce environmental regulation
Cut taxes


6. Which would do more to guarantee competitive elections?

Term limits



7. Who was a better president?

Ronald Reagan



8. Do you see the ideal America as an ethnic "melting pot" in which religious, cultural and ethnic distinctions are blurred, or as a nation in which ethnically diverse groups ought to coexist while retaining their cultural identity?


Multicultural society


9. Whose political views do you consider more extreme, those of (former) Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders or the Rev. Pat Robertson?

Elders



10. Which would curb violent crime most?



Mandatory sentences for those who use guns in the commission of a crime




11. In the long run, do you think we can reduce crime more by building more prisons or providing more financial assistance to rebuilding our inner cities?


Rebuild cities




Please indicate whether you agree or disagree with each of the following statements:


12. Even if it means cutting programs, spending must be cut to reduce the federal deficit.

Agree

13. The federal government is too big.

Agree


14. U.S. interests are more seriously at stake in Haiti than they are in Korea.

Disagree


15. Gays and lesbians should be able to marry or at least be treated as married under law if they so desire.

Agree

16. The news media is dominated by liberals.

Disagree


17. The religious right is a threat to our political system.

Agree


18. The federal government should include funds to make abortion services part of any standard benefits package in health care reform.

Disagree


19. Deceptive political campaign commercials should be banned.

Disagree


20. Graphic pornography should be banned.

Disagree


21. As a society, we should spend more money trying to find a cure for AIDS than for cancer and heart disease because AIDS threatens younger people.

Disagree


22. Talk radio shows should be regulated to ensure both sides of a debate are represented, because talk radio has an unhealthy impact on the political process.

Disagree


23. The breakdown of the traditional family is the most serious domestic crisis facing our society.

Disagree


24. Women and racial minorities should be given preferences in hiring until we achieve true gender and racial equality in America.

Disagree


25. Certain environmental problems call for government action, even if it means new programs or increased taxes.

Agree

I snagged a 31.

32 for me. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Was trying for 40. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif" alt="" />

I scored the same as Bush Sr. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />

My results. I'm not for big government but I scored more in that range. (or am I reading it wrong?)

My Test

Carlos

Not where I expected to be at all.

Some of the questionswere phrased in such a way that I should have clicked "Strongly disagree" but in the context of the test I clicked "Strongly agree". I don't remember specifically what they were, but it was something where my view would have excluded the words "most of the time".

I win.