Back my the late 80's, anyone could get on base. Just have a dominos box on the seat next to you. Or, girlfriends would call the gate themselves and leave themselves a pass, pretending to be someone on base.

Mine did, anyway. But I had so much animal magnetism, how could they resist? Plus, the ex-wife has no friends that would let her on?

Just saying, still keep one eye open.


Sure, she stuck it to you hard, and it hurts. But turn the other cheek. Mean people like that eventually get what's coming to them. Even if it's just to be all alone and lonely, or to realize how they wasted their lives. Let "car-ma" take care of it for you.

Oh, wait, you weren't talking revenge. You meant you're single now. Well, just start working out, that sagging rear end will pop right into shape.

What? The Rodeo?
<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/scared.gif" alt="" /> Oh, yea. Get that fixed. Be more clear next time.