After a worldwide shortage of Maple syrup, the world will realize it can be easily tapped from Maple Trees in the Midwest, and the Pink Republic of New England will become an economic wasteland of unarmed homosexual recycling couples.

The Newly Formed Republic of Put a Hurtin To Ya Southern Style will get all liquored up and get a hankering for some lobster.

They get momentarily sidetracked at the Rapa Scrapple plant on their 'March to the Nancies' campaign, but after a refueling of some corn squeezin's, they easily infiltrate and overthrow the government, making every person involved into their own personal 'garage b!tches' and lawn boys.

NE suffers a devestating total of 3 million dead and another 500,000 missing, while the sole Southern injury, General Jackson Jeb Lee Stonewall IV accidentally shoots himself in the thigh while jumping his ATV amidst a 36 day White Lightning born bender.