In days gone by, I have been in some sticky situations with the law. I have lied and said I didn't do it, I have told the truth and said I didn't do it. No matter how surprised I was or how bad it looked...I never said I did something I didn't do.

Now, he may be as guilty as a dog in an ice box of trying to work out some play time...but he didn't actually do anything. As far as I know you could do a Rockettes number, high kicks and all, to try and attract that "special someone"...but if you don't make physical contact or solicit anything, no crime was committed.

I don't care what goes on in someone's bedroom or on the kitchen counter...but for craps sake, if you have to go lurking in toilets to get some...you need attention.