>>>*Back when I was in my 20's I was working in a paper mill, graveyard shift. This meant I needed to sleep daytimes.

About once every couple of weeks some ladies with the Jehovah's Witness program would knock on my door. I never really minded too much if I was up but waking me up was a bit much.

I posted a sign, "DAY Sleeper" on my gate. Made no difference, they woke me up anyway.

So one day I answered the door in nothing but my white cottons, stood there smiling while holding a broadhead arrow which I was sharpening with a file.

Oddly, they never came back.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />...*EB